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Thursday, September 07, 2006

12:20 AM Y

joke
You'll never know the real me.

Oh ya..before i forgot, i want to post up an email by Lim Siow Yong, PhD
Associate Professor & Assistant Chair (Students) who is the sub dean with a new title.haha.. He's one farni guy who sends email before we have our exams to 'encourage us and finds it damn cool in his change of title from a sub dean to assistant chair.What kind of guy is he sia?Farni guy..The email he sent:


1. If it is inappropriate to send this, let me know…..

2. After reading, study OK…

Regards
Siow Yong
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Understanding Engineers: One

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday,minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw
it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."

Understanding Engineers: Two

To the optimist, the glass is always half full. To the pessimist, the glass is always half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big
as it needs to be.


Understanding Engineers: Three
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."

He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us?
They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen.
They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad.
I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"


Understanding Engineers: Four

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.


Understanding Engineers: Five

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"


Understanding Engineers: Six

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer Just look at all the joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer.

Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"


Understanding Engineers: Seven

Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.


Understanding Engineers: Eight

An engineer was crossing the road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me I'll back turn into a beautiful princess"
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said "If you kiss me I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for a week" The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me I'll turn back into a beautiful
princess and stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want me to"
Again the engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.

Finally the frog asked, "What's the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING
you want me to. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool"







The WitnessY



Hu1m1N
there's nothing wrong with my name.
If you think you know me, read my blog and think again.
I'm imperfect and I'm Lovin' It.
I'm the only witness and the only person who can judge my life.
This is my blog so Click here if you hate it.


She pleadedY

Graduation."done"
A job."soon"
Go around the world." i went europe". "wishing for taiwan :)"
A driving license."in the midst of achieving"
A cruise trip, getaway to sunny beach."its raining too heavily nowadays"
The bag." currently my gucci is the bag"
Shades
Toto Money."i sensed it near"
Losing fats."very difficult but trying"
Play a game of tennis with a serve.
Nitendo."not neccessary"
Lots of clothes and shoes.hohoho

The verdictY

They pleaded him GUILTY.





Her thanksY

Designer : PauLeNe